Me: I am so fed up with all this. I can't think straight.
Them: Do yourself a favour and go build yourself a blanket fort
Me: Ya what?
Them: You know, when you were a kid, you built a fort out of sheets and the clothes
horse... build one of them
Me: I'm in my 40's, not 6
Them: Trust me, go build yourself a blanket fort, take a flask with you and a book, leave your tech outside.
Me: Hmm okaaaayyyyyyy
[later that morning, having crawled into my Heath Robinson blanket fort]
Me: I never want to leave...